No,thank YOU!

Okay, hello it's the martian,live from RIKERS ISLAND!!! My gosh, I mean we were all expecting it but, I just assumed that it would be for something that he himself actually did. Like,oh I don't know, murder or rape or maybe his codeine syrup addiction or something else that he's always broadcasting in his oh-so-catchy songs. No,seriously. Check it out:"Man F@#$ these n@#$$# I-Ima spare everthang but these n@#$%@ flip the gun and gun butt these n@##$# take the knife off the AK and cut these n@#$$%#. Seriously? And why does Weezy get locked up? Because of one his stupid bus riders was carrying cocaine and a gun on the bus. But anyway, before I get angry about this all over again, Lil Wayne has a new blog entitled Weezythanxyou.com in which he writes about how he's feeling and how he'll be out sooner than you think.... BLAH BLAH BLAH.... more stuff you have to say in your letter.... BLAH BLAH BLAH. I thought that this was a little unfair at first because no one else on Riker's Island gets a blog, but then I went youngmoneylive.com and it said that Lil Wayne sent letters to people on the CMB/YM label and they typed it uup and put it in blog form. That's just plain clever, Mr. Carver. You wet the readers tastesbuds with sappy letters from jail and get them all juiced so that in the end your fanbase has reached infinity. Sometimes you shock me Dwayne,you really do.