No,thank YOU!

Okay, hello it's the martian,live from RIKERS ISLAND!!! My gosh, I mean we were all expecting it but, I just assumed that it would be for something that he himself actually did. Like,oh I don't know, murder or rape or maybe his codeine syrup addiction or something else that he's always broadcasting in his oh-so-catchy songs. No,seriously. Check it out:"Man F@#$ these n@#$$# I-Ima spare everthang but these n@#$%@ flip the gun and gun butt these n@##$# take the knife off the AK and cut these n@#$$%#. Seriously? And why does Weezy get locked up? Because of one his stupid bus riders was carrying cocaine and a gun on the bus. But anyway, before I get angry about this all over again, Lil Wayne has a new blog entitled Weezythanxyou.com in which he writes about how he's feeling and how he'll be out sooner than you think.... BLAH BLAH BLAH.... more stuff you have to say in your letter.... BLAH BLAH BLAH. I thought that this was a little unfair at first because no one else on Riker's Island gets a blog, but then I went youngmoneylive.com and it said that Lil Wayne sent letters to people on the CMB/YM label and they typed it uup and put it in blog form. That's just plain clever, Mr. Carver. You wet the readers tastesbuds with sappy letters from jail and get them all juiced so that in the end your fanbase has reached infinity. Sometimes you shock me Dwayne,you really do.

...But It's Far From Over

" Uh, one thing bout music when it hits you fell no pain and I swear I goot this s#@% that makes these b@#$%^$ go insane."

Wow oh wow, how ADORABLE is Drake. He's so cute with his little inarticulateness and his ways to make you want to turn off the song because of all the pauses. Oh and let's not forget all the unnecessary curse words that just makes your whole family sing along. Yeah,no. C'mon on now man. some of us would just plain LOVE it if you went back to "Let me show you what it is,I was birthed up top I was raised at the bottom of the map" and stay away from "Who the F@#$ are y'all"

I guess this means that Lady GuyGuy's not a guy at all.......

My oh my,it looks like Lady GuyGuy has finally shown her true colors,and I do mean all of them. Even some things that we just didn't want to see. In her ever-so thought-provoking video for 'Telephone' (Which was edited to a much cleaner version on MTV,) GuyGuy reveals it all in a shady jail house scene. Needless to say,if you haven't already seen it, I don;t recommend you watch it. In many places a rumor was going around that the video was blocked from regular daytime TV, but MTV proudly proved it wrong.And was it just me,or does Beyonce look like a bloated whale compared to the twig known as Lady GuyGuy? C'mon now B. First of all, you should've learned your lesson on the 'Video Phone'video. If you guys are gonna flank around together, at least stay out of those skimpy leotards. And what's up with the totally Homo ending? She's obviously just trying to get on the bandwagon of being totally relevant, because she sees that she's fading out quicker than colors after a good bleaching.I don't blame her,though.

So what'll it be Mr. Graham? SlimFast or Lipo?

Okay, so it's a little obvious that my boy Drizzy is doin' everything he needs to. He signed with one of the most boomin' labels in the entire world, he's got more than a few hits that just stick in your head without even having a concrete date for his FIRST album. The most sickening part about his success is that he makes it look easy. He effortlessly skips his way to the top of the charts (that's actually kind of ironic considering the fact that that's the way he fell and all.No pun intended, I swear.) and what can we do? Just stand back and bask in his shine. Basically, the man's taking care of his business. But is it just me or does Drizzy look as if he is gaining more than money and "happiness"? C'mon now. Don't pretend like you didn't notice that extra jiggle on MTV's Spring Break telecast. So the simple questioin is this, what'll it be Mr.Graham