I guess this means that Lady GuyGuy's not a guy at all.......

My oh my,it looks like Lady GuyGuy has finally shown her true colors,and I do mean all of them. Even some things that we just didn't want to see. In her ever-so thought-provoking video for 'Telephone' (Which was edited to a much cleaner version on MTV,) GuyGuy reveals it all in a shady jail house scene. Needless to say,if you haven't already seen it, I don;t recommend you watch it. In many places a rumor was going around that the video was blocked from regular daytime TV, but MTV proudly proved it wrong.And was it just me,or does Beyonce look like a bloated whale compared to the twig known as Lady GuyGuy? C'mon now B. First of all, you should've learned your lesson on the 'Video Phone'video. If you guys are gonna flank around together, at least stay out of those skimpy leotards. And what's up with the totally Homo ending? She's obviously just trying to get on the bandwagon of being totally relevant, because she sees that she's fading out quicker than colors after a good bleaching.I don't blame her,though.

So what'll it be Mr. Graham? SlimFast or Lipo?

Okay, so it's a little obvious that my boy Drizzy is doin' everything he needs to. He signed with one of the most boomin' labels in the entire world, he's got more than a few hits that just stick in your head without even having a concrete date for his FIRST album. The most sickening part about his success is that he makes it look easy. He effortlessly skips his way to the top of the charts (that's actually kind of ironic considering the fact that that's the way he fell and all.No pun intended, I swear.) and what can we do? Just stand back and bask in his shine. Basically, the man's taking care of his business. But is it just me or does Drizzy look as if he is gaining more than money and "happiness"? C'mon now. Don't pretend like you didn't notice that extra jiggle on MTV's Spring Break telecast. So the simple questioin is this, what'll it be Mr.Graham